A criminal managed to escape from jail one night.?

he'd been in jail for about 15 years so he was really glad to be free. he broke into a nearby house to get some guns and money and was met by a couple in bed.



the criminal immediately threw the man out of the bed, tied him up to a chair, tied the woman to the bed, and proceeded to climb on top of her. he kissed her neck for a short while, then got up and went into the bathroom.



"listen," said the tied-up man to his wife. "he's an escaped convict, i can tell by his clothes. judging by how he kissed up your neck, he's been inside for ages and hasn't seen a woman in all that time. whatever you do, don't complain, don't resist and do whatever he wants. no matter how repulsive you find him, just keep him happy. he's probably very dangerous and would kill both of us if you upset him. be strong honey. i love you."



the wife replied thus: "he wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. he told me he was gay and fancied having a go with you, then asked me where the vaseline was. i told him it's in the bathroom. be strong honey. i love you too."A criminal managed to escape from jail one night.?Old school joke =DA criminal managed to escape from jail one night.?
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