So have you heard the one about the couple who've been married for15 years?...Everytime they made love the ...

husband insisted that all the lights were turned out - everything in complete darkness. So, after all that time, the wife finally decided this is totally rediculous %26amp; one night, in the middle of a passionate session, she switches on the lights. She looks down %26amp; sees that her husband is using a VERY life-like battery operated s*x toy!.

She goes ballistic %26amp; screams at him "You're impotent! How could you lie to me for all these years?! You'd better explain yourself, right now!"

The husband looks straight at her and calmy says. "Okay. I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids"...So have you heard the one about the couple who've been married for15 years?...Everytime they made love the ...LOL I can explian were the kids came from..lolSo have you heard the one about the couple who've been married for15 years?...Everytime they made love the ...
Awesome!!So have you heard the one about the couple who've been married for15 years?...Everytime they made love the ...lol

u made a funny
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LOL, that was good
8/10

lmaoSo have you heard the one about the couple who've been married for15 years?...Everytime they made love the ...
Ha Ha! Great punchline! 10/10!
Old but still funny
ok you get a star for that one. lmao rotf. hilorious girl!
yea haha the way i heard it was that the man was using a cucumber and the woman was like, "Ahhhhhhhhh how could u" and the man was like, "Yea and where did these kids come from?" xp funny
You so funny, uh-huh.

You so funny, uh-huh.

You so funny, uh-huh -- me laughing long time.
thats funny
Sorry honey i posted this joke 3 weeks ago,you will have to quicker than that to beat me.

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Good one! x