Is this lame or funny?

Hi! How are you? How do you feel about the colour purple?

I have an itchy ear, but it's all cool now. . .

Yeah it's gone.



Well I was playing chess against the computer, yeah it was okay but it beat me...pffttt... it was no match for me at kickboxing though.



Well anwhomwhisis, do you like cheese? I like chicken. Have you ever seen a chicken?

I also like colouring pencils and crayons. My favourite colours are green and blue. I do not like cheese that is blue or green though. Do you? Do you like mariah carey? Her hair is pretty just like yours.

Like why are you so obsessed with me? Do you like that song. I do.



Like whtevr GirlFriend. ooh diddly diggly potatoes, mmmmm....potatoes the ultimate snack food.



Yeah do you like 50 cent?, like he's got some sic as tats and when i'm older i'm gonna get like the one on his chest and be like 'dude why you so up by grilled cheese sandwich???' ookkkay random....



Okay so i'm gonna keep typing until we have a blackout in Town or I die of starvation or some other unfortunate event, so this letter will be like 500000000 pages long. Are you thinking that i'm a freak of the bogong moths right now? yeah, me too. Apparently they contain large amounts of protein. Good for a strong brain...



OH SCREW THIS!!! do you have any ice cream?Is this lame or funny?
it got lame after Hi!
Like whtevr GirlFriend. ooh diddly diggly potatoes, mmmmm....potatoes the ultimate snack food.



kind of killed it for me.



funny/random but stupid as wellIs this lame or funny?
None of it made sense... what do you think??
Score 1 for lame.Is this lame or funny?
L-A-M-E
It's not funny.
stop trying



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L-A-M-E



LAME



didnt even make sense
lame
it just ...
Don't eat so much cheese in the high country.